I was tagged by WeiYi on facebook to complete this list and i find the qns and my answers very interesting. So i decided to post it up here :D
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: Mirror was invented for nothing.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: I admit you do look good from far. But now... you're far from looking good.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Who is that one person in this world named "everyone" ?, you mean your mother?
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Ya seriously, you can even talk and annoy everyone at the same time! So multi-talented.
5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: No wonder economy crisis is happening.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: What? You mean you only realised it now?
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: But i'm always interested in looking at fools.
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Awww.
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: WHEN i am rich, don't dream that i will get a ride with you.
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: The whole universe IS NOT laughing behind your back, serious!
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: I'd really like to see things from your point of view, but i can't bring my eye to the level of your ass.
2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: 9xxxxxxx, remind me to change my number later. Thanks.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Alright, but i'm not picking you up from the mental hospital.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: If they say flaws make perfection, i'll like everything of you.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I would want to say it, but what's my opinion compared to the thousand others ><.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Please stop looking at the reflection from my eyes.
2) You smell like shit!
YR: I never know shit smell better than you.
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Best of luck.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: sorry but i'm allergic to bullshit.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Assumptions make up stupidity.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Everyone has the right to be stupid but you're obviously abusing the privilege.
4) Please call me...
YR: me me me me me me me me me me...
5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: The last thing I want to do is hurt you again, but it's still on the list.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: I heard you saying that to the previous 14 customers too.
2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: So you're trying to discourage me to buy it...?
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: So i look poor to you.
4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Dont speak unless you have something smart to say. Well, it will be a very quiet future for you.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
:D
